Put Downs
I got these from a website a while back that randomnly generates put-downs...but now I've forgotten the name of the site. It was late at night and Amy and I found them humorous:

You are a imbecilic and grossly cacophonous crank, who gains immense enjoyment from depressing others. Your bottom is also incredibly farcical.

You are a disgusting and chronically wrinkled paranoiac, who gets pleasure from farting. Your house is also unusually rusty.

You are a stupid and usually malevolent lollygagger, who gains immense enjoyment from depressing others. Your nose is also chronically old.

You are a styptic and peculiarly doddering simpleton, who is always losing. Your brother is also sadly unshaven.

You are a decrepit and sadly wrinkled dunderhead, who enjoys excreting in one's undergarments. Your leg is also strangely flatulent.

You are a rusty and oddly fecal donkey, who enjoys leaving a mess everywhere. Your mouth is also sadly wrinkled.

You are a fat and peculiarly old ninny, who gains immense enjoyment from urinating oneself. Your leg is also strangely sour.
posted by Jimmy at 8:48 PM | |