Real Live Preacher Again
He's good even on days when he feels off...

I don’t know if you're aware of this, but they have a lot of those. Conferences for preachers, I mean. You can tell a preacher conference because it will usually have one of these words or phrases in the title:

Purpose
Emergent
Seeker Sensitive
Post-Modern
Felt Needs
Contemplative
Contemporary
Demographic
Twenty-First

I don’t remember what any of those words mean to preachers. I used to know what they mean, but I started forgetting when I had to get a real job back in ’98. If all preachers had to have real jobs along with their churchy jobs, there would be a lot less seminars on emerging purposes for the felt needs of twenty-first century post-modern people or whatever.

posted by Jimmy at 3:03 PM | |