From this article:

"Many women hoping for a more natural-looking alternative to saline breast implants were disappointed by the Food and Drug Administration's recent decision to maintain the ban on silicone-gel-filled implants. But there may be other options on the market one day, as doctors continue their quest to find better ways to boost a woman's bosom."

"Whole wheat" bread that has enriched wheat flour as the main ingredient. "Reality" TV shows in settings totally fabricated. Restaurants that advertise "home-cooking". "Low-fat" foods that have 30 grams of sugar per serving. "100% Pure Fruit Juice" in concentrate form. "Herbal" shampoo that brings a person to orgasm. "Natural-looking" perky breasts for all women of any age.

I'm not so sure we know what reality is anymore.

I guess that's okay. When I'm 60 and the reality is that I'm getting older, I'll just fix it with plastic surgery. Just as long as it looks natural.
posted by Jimmy at 9:31 PM | |