How to amuse yourself through the gruelling three hours and 12 minutes of The Return of the KingTaken from
Bob's blog.
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait ... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - after the movie.
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring".
4. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr Anderson".
5. Talk like Gollum all through the movie.
6. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
7. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
8. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
9. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
10. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
NZ Herald
NOTE: LOTR fans...I'm a fan of the books and the movies, too. Don't take it too seriously. You don't have to defend the movie.
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