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Wednesday, March 05, 2003
What if our churches are nothing but products to be consumed? Scene 1, Churches R Us counter Teller: Could I help you? Customer: Yeah, I'd like a church. Teller: What size? Mega, Regular, or small group Customer: well...make it small group. Teller: What flavor? Traditional, Late 90's Contemporary, or PoMo? Customer: What's the difference between Late 90's Contemporary and PoMo--don't they both have good music? Teller: On Contemporary we hold the angst and add the color coordination...Pomo also has cool candles. Customer: Ah, yes, then make it a PoMo...color coordination has never set well with my stomach...but heavy on the angst. Teller: Ok then, one PoMo Small Group church (extra angst)...would you like anything else with that? We have a special on "cutting-edge" feelings with our PoMo churches today. Customer: Okay, I'll have one of those too. Scene 2, Churches R Us eating area Customer1(after angst drips from the church onto his shirt): Ahh crap, now I've got angst all over me! Customer2 (smiling at next table): Yep, that angst always makes a mess.
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Jimmy Doyle is a dad, husband,
teacher, friend, and other things. Currently he's just trying to figure out what it means to follow Christ and be in community with others. He enjoys having conversations with fellow pilgrims on the journey.
Stephen Zedler has a wife and three kids who he loves very much. He has been called by God to study and teach history, particularly U.S.
history. He also believes that God has called him to reform the way children are educated in America.